Tenhle je dost dobrej :-)

[voštík]

Asi stary ale......

Kratky kurz anglickeho jazyka

tento kurz je urceny pre prekladatelov, ale aj siroku verejnost, ktora pocituje unavu z prilis rozsiahlej znalosti ANJ. Po dokladnom precitani nasledujucich cviceni by sa mala objavit ulava, zapricinena znizenim a destrukciou vasich jazykovych vedomosti.

Slovenske mena - Slovak names

Severin - Northbert

Gejza - Gaybehind

Vlasta - Hairy-fairy

Blanka - Membrane

Ludomil - Manlover

Servac - Shitmore

Geograficke nazvy - Geographical names

Nitra - Nitro City

Liptovsky Mikulas - The Liptov Santa Claus

Rimavska Sobota - Rome Saturday

Michalovce - Michaelsheep

Partizanske - Los Partisanos

Nove Mesto n/V - New York upon Scales

Komarno - Los Mosquitos

Marianka - Ganjaville

Trencianska Tepla - Trenchiner Lesbian

Ustalene slovne spojenia - Collocations

metrovy textil - One meter long textile

vysoke postavenie - a high erection

svatojanska muska - a Saint John fly

Naradie a nastroje - Tools and devices

hreben - a hair synchroniser

obuvak - a shoe on-putter

vrtacka - a wall-hole maker

Folklor - Folklore

Mocila konope, mocila, zabka jej do cizmy skocila...

She was pissin\', ganja pissin\' - froggie jumpin\' to her bootling...

Institucie

Matica Slovenska - The Slovak Matrix

Slovenska narodna rada - The Slovak National Help

Frazeologizmy - Phrases, idioms & proverbs

Pre mna, za mna - For me, behind me

Bezal ozlomkrky - He ran about a neck-break

Klamala ostosest - She has lied about one hundred and six

Trafena hus zagagala - A shot goose will make gaggle

Dala mu kopacky - She gave him a pair of mining-shoes\"

Basa tvrdi muziku - The prison makes music stronger

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[Editován dne 29/11/2003 voštík]

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